Posts in 2019 Oscars
Vice

A review in 19 words:

The film will make you laugh, even though the actions of Dick Cheney will make you angry. Especially [redacted}.

Final Verdict: ๐Ÿ‘

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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

A review in 1 word:

Fantastic.

Final Verdict: ๐Ÿ‘

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The Favourite

A review in 15 words:

Who knew that palace intrigue in early 18th Century Britain could be so much fun?

Final Verdict: ๐Ÿ‘

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Ralph Breaks the Internet

A review in 32 words:

The film raises more questions than it answers.

  1. The Stormtroopers look cool. Why havenโ€™t they let Dave Filoni loose upon Disney Animation?

  2. Where is my Avengers-esque Disney Princess Team-Up Movie?

Final Verdict: ๐Ÿ‘

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Bohemian Rhapsody

A review in 37 words:

It glosses over or rewrites history. The music and lyrics seem to spring from the ether. It even has a borderline absurd Hollywood happy ending. Yes, the film is superficial, but you canโ€™t deny that itโ€™s fun.

Final verdict: ๐Ÿ‘

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A Star Is Born

A review in 24 words:

Too long and plodding. Good performances are lost and buried in a what ultimately devolves into a middling film.
But damn, Gaga can sing.

Final verdict: ๐Ÿ‘Ž

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BlacKkKlansman

A review in 36 words:

Sometimes funny, sometimes dramatic, and always feeling like this shouldn't be based on a true story, BlacKkKlansman serves as a timely and depressing reminder that the fools of the past are still here in the present.

Final Verdict: ๐Ÿ‘

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Black Panther

A review in 32 words:

Ryan Cooglar delivers a film that is not only a delight to watch, but one with an emotional core and political commentary that you wouldnโ€™t expect to find in a Marvel film.

Final Verdict: ๐Ÿ‘

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