Opinion: I see no choice but to resign from this Death Star as it begins to explode

Opinion: I see no choice but to resign from this Death Star as it begins to explode

Alexandra Petri for the Washington Post:

I understand that there might be some confusion about what exactly I’m doing, and why I’m doing this now, but I don’t think there should be. I am objecting, on principle, to staying on this Death Star for a single additional second. To those of you who would question my motives: I did know for a long time that the place I worked was a Death Star, but I have to say, until today, I didn’t understand that it was also very vulnerable to assault by a small one-man fighter because of a design flaw!